Legality
It means touch my stuff for the purpose of making money, or sans attribution, and I’ll knock your bloody teeth out! Captain Broadband is my character, you hear me? Mine! I created him one summer’s night in the bittersweet years of 2003 whilst walking my friend’s dog down dark country lanes without his permission, and ever since the disappearance of the dog me and the Cap have had a relationship ever since. He is mine and i am his. I still have the original copies of the strip and I’m sure we could carbon date them if you’re still not satisfied to derive some sort of Phoenix Wright standard proof, but then I’m partly hoping you’re at least a little cautious of me by now and wish to do no more than avoid me completely like the homeless person in the street who starts all conversations with ‘ah thanks mate, people don’t stop to talk to me nowadays. They all just avoid me. I really appreciate you giving me money.’ Evasion on both parties is a good thing here.
Oh, as part of the Creative Commons license, you can go ahead and borrow Captain Broadband, the same way you would borrow the homework of the school bully in order to curry favour within his tyranny and come back having done something good with it. Take as you wish, make something nice of it, bring it back and pray it pleases me. You should all know what this means: Guest Strips!
In other pathetic attempts at backtracking everything and anything i say, everything on this site is parody, and even parody of parody Metaparody, if you shall. Everything said or done on here may or may not represent thoughts, feelings and belief I may or may not have in real, false or otherwise transitory lives, and should never be taken seriously by you or your mother. The only one who should take any of this seriously is my mother, who has much to answer for.
